how often do you have sex?

Answer:

pussysista:

How often is your dad “working late”?

sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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(via lohanthony)

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!
magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!
magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

magical-unicorn-idina-menzel:

I love and seriously respect that Idina realizes that she’s tweeting to young, impressionable girls that really will believe her when she tells them they are beautiful!

(via tyleroakley)

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(via malallory)

maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via k-ashmire)

leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.
leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.

leslie-knopes:

It was more like a savory pastry, delicately little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation. It was a calzone. It was literally just a mini calzone.

(via kristenwiig)

corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 

corgiaddict:

linusthecorgi:

Photo by Lisa Dawkins on FB

Is this real life? 

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 
socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 
socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 
socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

socialjusticekoolaid:

Love “Da Man Wit the Chips” but Jameila White is the new “Protest MVP.” #staywoke #trill 

(via marinashutup)

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)
leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

leslie-knopes:

parks and rec + text posts (part 2)

(via lastofthetimeladies)

stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone
stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone

stanleykubricky:

how this scene should have gone

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